I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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