Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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