What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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