That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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