There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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