pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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