No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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