oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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