he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE