Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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