take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
