i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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