Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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