I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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