Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need to calm my uterus...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Randomize
