I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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