i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
im on a boat
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