He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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