It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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