Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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