Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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