never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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