Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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