Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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