I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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