Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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