All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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