absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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