I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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