I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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