that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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