I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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