Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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