Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
