I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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