you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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