my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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