I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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