I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wanna go halves on a baby?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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