Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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