I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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