id be glad to
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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