Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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