meet me or not, i'm out of control
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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