So drunk its hurt
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you had me at cake vodka
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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