ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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