I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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