it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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