he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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