D3 body, D1 cock
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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