he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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