I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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