i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
