make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
