Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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