I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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