Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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