oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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